coconut sniffer

to insult a group of rich inbred relatives.

(usually a different ethnicity than yourself)

"your family consists of coconut sniffers"

by Kenna <33 August 29, 2022

Coconut snowball

When a man is receiving oral pleasure and at the point of ejaculation his partner sneezes, 'blowing back' the semen onto his testicles and thus making them look like the coconut snowball snack.

I was full on enjoying my blowie last night but the damn bitch sneezed at the last minute giving me a bad case of the coconut snowballs.

by louboopdidoo April 14, 2016

Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

The coconut crab

A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.

SHIT THE COCONUT CRAB KILLED ME AGAIN

by defined.com November 22, 2022

Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011

Coconut rice

An Asian homosexual or heterosexual individual who identifies as a white person, however is of Asian heritage.

I went over to his house, but he wasn't Asian at all, he's just a coconut rice that doesn't accept his Asian heritage.

I'm actually into sticky rice, not into coconut rice.

Sorry, I don't take my shoes off, I'm actually coconut rice.

by UVPdx November 19, 2020

blowing the coconut

When someone gives you a blowjob and you release coconut “cum” out

Me: what did you and your girl do last night?
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!

by coconutblower69 December 2, 2020