Mongolian Clusterfuck 

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.

Mongolian Clusterfuck by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003

mega clusterfuck 

When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.

See also clusterfuck

Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!

mega clusterfuck by Greg W August 8, 2006

fiasco clusterfuck 

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.

Th way RhombusLyn tried posting in social media turned into quite th Fiasco Clusterfuck.

fiasco clusterfuck by PantsPls March 30, 2017

fucking clusterfuck of fuck 

An indescribably complicated and horrific disaster of a confusing and convoluted nature

My international management group project is a fucking clusterfuck of fuck

fucking clusterfuck of fuck by kingfurykiller November 16, 2011

New England Clusterfuck 

A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.

I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...

New England Clusterfuck by wthrfrk80 March 3, 2011

Walking Clusterfuck 

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck

Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck

Walking Clusterfuck by yv July 8, 2004

Argentinian Clusterfuck 

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.

SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.

Argentinian Clusterfuck by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009