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Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.
Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit
by Yabagoot May 13, 2018
mugGet the Monkey Clitmug.

Clit Recoil

When a woman is so turned off by someone that their clit recoils into their stomach and hides for days.
I was so turned off by that asshole my clit recoiled.
by Draperchick March 10, 2017
mugGet the Clit Recoilmug.

Mr Clit

Mr Clit knows how to acknowledge their children. Mr Clit makes their children feel safe and comforted. Mr Clit is the best parent.
Mr Clit embraced me instead of not remembering I'm their child! Best parent ever!
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.
by Fayra <3 May 12, 2023
mugGet the Mr Clitmug.

grow a clit

An alternative way of saying "no balls."

A way to refer to people who are scared pussies, therefore they have no balls and should grow a clit.
by doorknob salesman December 2, 2021
mugGet the grow a clitmug.

Shadow Clit

When that bitch is looser than the fabric of time and that ish lookin' like a wormhole/ black hole
I was smashin' this hoe like a poodle on a table leg and that bitch felt like yo moms "Shadow Clit".
by I am a bic pen July 25, 2018
mugGet the Shadow Clitmug.

Boy clit

What straight men call a trans or gay male’s penis to feel like they are with a cisgender woman.
Come sit on daddy’s face and put your boy clit in daddy’s mouth while you suck daddy’s big cock.

How big is your boy clit?
by CaliforniaXB February 11, 2018
mugGet the Boy clitmug.

clit clatter

Same as bumping fur. Froppage, French for "rubbing". When two lesbians bump and grind together their vaginas.
It was noisy in the next room from all the clit clatter between my roomates.
by Yo mutha May 14, 2006
mugGet the clit clattermug.

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