Chinterview

A very relaxed interview for a job- more like a chat than an interview

Applicant: Crikey, mate! Call that an interview? It was more like a chat!

Employer: Chat, interview, whatever... How about we call it a chinterview? Regardless, I've found out all I need to know.

by red heeler May 15, 2009

Clisters

Name for visable STDs on a woman's vagina. Derived from the English words Clit and Blisters, Clisters.

I wouldn't hook up with that chick if I were you, I heard she has a beastly case of the clisters.

by GrizzlyBearski August 26, 2009

Clintradiction

1. A Contradictory statement used by a shill in a desperate attempt to get votes that they previously alienated, often alienating more voters.

2. A blatant lie

3. Used to describe almost anything Hillary Clinton has said in her attempt to grub power.

An example of a clintradiction is when Bush said "they have weapons of mass destruction", but didn't find any or have any reason to believe there were any.

Bill: i'm a strict vegetarian, but i regularly eat bacon.
Bobby: That statement is a clintradiction and accurately reflects Hillary Clintons views on literally any given issue.

(insert quote by Hillary here)

by Richard P. Baller July 6, 2016

Cointerfeit

Its like counterfeit but, like with coins.

The man buying the rare coin must first check if it is cointerfeit.
Mila, did you check to see if those coins were cointerfeit before you bought them?

by Xiwa June 11, 2019

Cliterature

Literature that informs the art of cunnilingus and augments all other forms of pussy hysteria

As she howled with delight, he thought of how blessed he had become after reading all that cliterature.

by Zelcrondo May 8, 2022

clan clinger

An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").

"Jon is a total clan clinger- I bet he tries to date your sister just to get on your nerves!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Stage 5 clinger

Cameron Curtis.

“I just met her and I think I love her bro.
Stop being a stage 5 clinger, get out your feels!”

by YourfavBish April 4, 2022