Classic Comfort

When someone fails beforehand (earlier during the week, for example) and then pulls off the same fail at a later given time, forcing you to proclaim this term.

Guy1: Did Mike just lose at beer pong?
Guy2: Yes. Yes, he did.
Guy1: Didn't he lose earlier tonight....and last night, too?
Guy2: No doubt about it.
Guy1 & Guy2: (in unison) Classic Comfort!

by Cumfirst December 07, 2009

Schroeder classic

The Schroeder classic is when you get dog shit as a topping for ice cream

Guy 1.) Dude I just ordered the Schroeder classic!
Guy 2.) What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Fleff April 24, 2021

the classic mistake

When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.

John, you just committed the classic mistake

by Jonathan Daub June 12, 2018

JJ Classic

A goal in rocket league that is at most shot from a distance of 3 feet from the goal.

Oh boy LJButters just scored a JJ Classic!

by Nate.bm January 26, 2023

dar classic

when a money hungry noob does something that everyone expects.

king: did you guys know dar spent 17k on a package he doesn't even use?

dev: what a dar classic smh

by Karma_Kujo September 06, 2020

Classic Sam

The act of scoring in your own goal in game like Rocket League, NHL, FIFA, etc.

Oh my, another classic sam for us!

It’s been the third classic sam this game, they must be tired!

by Tommy Lee Devan November 02, 2019

Classic Crap

An old movie or tv show that will not win any prestigious awards such an Academy award but will forever be enjoyed by an audience that favors bathroom humor and no intelligent dialogue.

I just finished watching Fast Times At Rigdemont High, Animal House, Porky's, Porky's II, Tales From The Hood, Leprechaun in the Hood, Half Baked, It's Your Move, Szysnyk, Fish, Three's A Crowd, The Ropers, and Muggsy. Classic crap at its finest!

by kimmickalnv February 05, 2012