crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008

gram crackers

A term given to Caucasian pseudo-gangsters that always keep a single gram of marijuana in possession to convince others they're "stoners".

Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.

by Mazzey June 23, 2011

Crackers

1. An acceptable or parent-friendly substitute for an expletive. 2. White people as a whole.

"Damn them crackers are funny looking. " or "Awww crackers!!!"

by LedSleddIV January 10, 2003

Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

cheese n crackers

a food u eat

pass me the cheese n crackers

by talis May 16, 2004

clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014