choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008

chokeahontis

During oral sex, a Native American girl that can't hold her sperm. Alternatively any person that sputters while receiving oral ejaculation.

"Gosh, Chumana totally can't give head... she's a total chokeahontis every time!"

by Uncle Stuey the 3rd July 27, 2007

chikeze eze

Actual name of a contestant on American idol. Supposedly African but fits much better as slang for awesome, cool, amazing, etc.

I went to mall to get some shoes and I found these. They are chikeze eze!

by Kern Powers March 10, 2008

Choke

n. A small hole in a pipe, bong, or other smoking device with a smoke holding chamber. Located at the end of the chamber farthest from the smoker's mouth. A thumb or finger is placed over the hole during the initial inhalation so that smoke can be sucked into the holding chamber. After the chamber is filled with smoke, the choke is released and the smoke sucked out of the chamber with fresh air rushing in through the carb to displace it.

Shit man, you lied. You've never smoked before. You didn't even know enough to hold the choke!

by callinghome November 1, 2004

choke artist

Completely failing to succeed. Building up a season full of hype and shitting the bed unmercifully.

Washington Capitals: May 13, 2009 displayed the epitome of a choke artist in it's purest form.

by j. feldy May 13, 2009

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 21, 2010

Choke a darky

The act of defecation.

"I'll be right back, I gotta choke a darky"

by Semple October 10, 2005