Chufe

1. (n.) a cigarette
2. (n.)an insult used when referring to a person of sub-standard intelligence, and/or ability.
3. (v.)the act of placing one's lips on or around any elongated cylinder-shaped object. Practiced during, but not limited to, the act or process of smoking.

1. 'Ello chum, do you by any chance happen to have a chufe on you?
2. Tommy dunn is a chufe.
3. i know you want to chufe it. oh yeah... that's the spot. chufe it long and chufe it hard.

ALL 3-in-1:
No you can't chufe my chufe. Buy your own chufes. You damn chufe!

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

chuffage

smoking pot, marijuana, weed, grass

You want to partake in some chuffage?

by KristenRojo November 22, 2006

chauffeur

A man who is a free ride for a woman. He pay's for everything and provides transportation but gets nothing in return.

Jack: "Connor, what the hell!"
Connor: "What."
Jack: "Dude, you are being a total chauffeur for Kelly."
Connor: "Awww, shit."

by eatinthehippie23 February 27, 2009

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

chiffonade

V. A cookng term which means to shred or "bring to rags."

N. The online alias of an accomplished cook originally from Brooklyn, NY.

Cutting basil leaves into a chiffonade will make for a fresh, tasty marinara sauce.

by therealchiffonade February 3, 2010

Chiffpie

Chiffpie is a crack ship originally made by sir fluff and ghostfacenikol. The ship in question was with sir fluff's most popular Oc, Chiffon, and ghostfacenikol's Oc, Cream Pie. Originally dating back to a Suki Suki meme made in 2018, it had spawned itself a cult-like fanbase with millions of views on Chiffpie video. As of 2021, it has died away a bit, but ever since sir fluff has made THEIR Suki Suki meme, the fanbase has gotten up from the grave.

Chiffpie fan: OMG I love watching Chiffpie videos!

Chiffpie fan 2: Yeah it's hella gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chiffpie fan: UwU yeah u have a point XD

by Kerplunk?! January 5, 2021

Chuffapotamus

A minger with an especially large butt.

Debbie's a right chuffapotamus since she ate all the pies.

by randomchancer January 28, 2010