by SoCalTeen December 11, 2008
Get the Christianitymug. jesus: wow god, alot of those people on earth really like us.
god: i know, it's almost like they worship us.
*cue fake laughter*
christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.
god: i know, it's almost like they worship us.
*cue fake laughter*
christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.
by thegreatcornholio March 30, 2008
Get the Christianitymug. The most popular religion in the world. Fancy words and loving attitudes are shown to unsuspecting people who are sucked into these beliefs and are greatly influenced to show faith towards this group's beliefs. This way of life limits the human being's mind but rather creates clones who have been brainwashed by propaganda. Seems as though a lot of religious teachings are pure and sacred until years of assholes sticking their fingers in it and trying to make money off of it come by and fuck it all up.
The christian church charged me a fee to partake in its gatherings, that's when I knew Christianity is full of shit.
by Pete Dubs September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. (noun) A person who follows the religion of christianity. Christians follow the teachings of the bible and Jesus Christ. After looking at the above entries I see that christianity is a very misunderstood religion. If you ask me, christianity faces the same problems as Islam. When people think of either Christianity or Islam they think of the extremists, "your religion is wrong, join us or die" and all that. In fact, the extremists make up a very small portion of both religions, we just see more of them in the news media since they stand out more. In fact Christians and Muslims are generally good-natured people. There's the occasional bigot, hypocrite, or convict etc. But there are other reasons for those things, mainly the type of place they live in and their other beliefs not associated with their religion.
Long definition made short, quit using generalization to diss christians. How much do you really know about it anyway?
by Rannoc March 20, 2009
Get the Christianmug. A religion created by Constantine the Great, a roman ceasar around 400 AD, modeled after the Pagan religion from which he ascribed. Taking a "prophet," one Jesus Christ, he created a divine being for the sole purpose to control both church and state. Or in other words, for money.
christianity is a hoax
by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005
Get the Christianitymug. Boring-ass people who do nothing but boring crap. Especially the hardcore christians. They do not play fun games like GTA, or other games that have violence. They do not like scary holloween masks, they do not watch gorey movies like SAW. They just watch gay shows like 7th Heaven and Aurther. They probobly watch The 700 Club too.
My ex-freind was Christan. He had a video game called Olympic Winter Sports for Gamecube and actually called it fun. He was not allowed to play Super Smash Brothers Melee. What a goddamn dork. Damn christians.
by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007
Get the christiansmug. n. One who is a friend, servant, and follower of Jesus Christ.
adj. Having the characteristics and beliefs of a Christian.
Christians are followers of God. Despite what many think, true Christians don't condemn others, but help them with their troubles. We don't diss other religions, but try to show atheists and members of other religions the truth. We don't destroy, we help bring up. But we are not the ones performing miracles, it is the Lord working through each and every one of us.
adj. Having the characteristics and beliefs of a Christian.
Christians are followers of God. Despite what many think, true Christians don't condemn others, but help them with their troubles. We don't diss other religions, but try to show atheists and members of other religions the truth. We don't destroy, we help bring up. But we are not the ones performing miracles, it is the Lord working through each and every one of us.
by That person...with the face... November 30, 2010
Get the Christianmug.