Bag of Cheetos

What you want to say to somebody over the internet. Its effect is as if someone used a racial slur. The offended party proves that they are, in fact, a bag of cheetos and are worthy of such a title.

Person: I don't know. I still say Donsld Trump is the worst president ever

You: Shut the fuck up, you bag of cheetos!

Person: What did you fucking call me?!

Hey, watch out for this troll. He's just a bag of cheetos!

by The guy who is a person January 6, 2019

Cheeto dick

A behaviour altering syndrome developed by those riding theTrump train and as a result, exhibit symptoms of racism, sexism, and homophobia among other forms of xenophobia.

My friend Todd has developed a bad case of cheeto dick since he started watching Fox news.

by Doctor slaps May 1, 2020

blue cheeto

When you bang a blue waffle

When Jimmy bangs a random blue waffle and faces the consequences, because he is desperate, and ends up with a blue cheeto:

by Eyeofdali August 2, 2020

crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.

Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto

by Penilechode July 25, 2017

Wet Cheeto

when ur feening for Cheetos but the snack bar is closed and you find one that fell out of a wet trash bag on the stairwell at hma

Atkins: I’m hungry and the mess halls closed

Other: I saw a wet Cheeto on the stairwell.
Atkins: bet gotta blast.
Other: what the fuck?

by Kkk469 December 1, 2018

Green Cheetos

a form of the word marijana

Lets go smoke some green cheetos

by Eazy-E P.T.C December 12, 2009

President cheeto

Another name for donald trump. The origins of this term come from a time when trump was giving a speech in a city in ohio which he .misidentified as toledo a woman in the crowd was holding up a sign which read:"hey president cheeto we're not toledo!"hence. The term.

Since president cheeto loves kfc so much. I hear he's the new colonel sanders!

by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021