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another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.
last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.
by deucecaddy September 22, 2006
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bitch ass champion

someone who claims to be a champion, but everyone knows that he is just a bitch
Jvon claims to be a champion, but he's really a bitch ass champion because he sucks at life.
by TDUB11 December 10, 2008
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ass champion

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)
frank is such an ass champion
by not an ass champ June 9, 2007
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Ultimate Fighting Championship

Better known simply by its initials (UFC) is as of right now the premier Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) organization in the world. It has slowly replaced boxing as the preferred combat sport in the United States (Boxing still remains more recognized worldwide).

The UFC has become a cultural phenomenon and has therefore become associated & attracted many undesirables.

1. UFC only fans are known as being very loud, stupid & opinionated.

2. The attire of choice is made out of highly ridiculous skull, bones & tribal designs. Some of the designs even resemble the eagle and iron cross as was used by the Nazi party.

3. Even though the UFC is the organization and Mixed Martial Arts is the sport the embodiment of Martial Arts is rarely seen or present as the major emphasis is on the entertainment aspect of things (Trash talk, nonsensical hyperboles, in your face attitudes & tired out catchphrases are the norm just as on professional wrestling).

Mixed Martial Arts as it was in Japan with the PRIDE organization was more closely associated with glory, perseverance and the samurai spirit. The UFC has shown during its broadcasts to be more about the business, entertainment & marketing side of it.
What does the UFC stand for?

It stands for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
by poontaliciousness 1 June 22, 2011
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Dick champion

a female who takes dick into every hole of the body
by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008
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breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...
A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"
by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007
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champions cup

A chamionship trophy, formally used for the storage of Country Time brand lemonade crystals. Competed for by 3 major teams:
The Roloffs, The Kareem Abdul-Jabbars and The Prison Mikes.
YOOOOO! I just won Champions Cup playing SEWERED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I won the Space Jam, which resulted in winning the champion cup!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WIN
by Andrew Schopp April 3, 2007
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