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CERTIFIED BALLERS

The best type of gangster group you will ever meet.
Can i please be part of the Certified Ballers?
by y-weezy May 12, 2007
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Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.
“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?
by tvthestallion August 12, 2019
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Certifiably Insane

A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.
Your girlfriend is certifiably insane, shes incrediable because of how crazy she really is.
by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 2, 2015
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certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed
"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.
by lindsey June 4, 2003
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certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023
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Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.
Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!
by HASHITRON September 3, 2016
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Certigy

A top notch company that provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor. The company strives to be recognized as the human resources company with the personal touch. They maintain a flexible relationship with customers and make their success the main priority. They accomplish this by listening and anticipating their customers’ changing needs then delivering superior value and service.
Certigy provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor.
by Janice Milber March 25, 2010
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