Catcher

Noun- The designated position of the man who catches the elevated semen during a daink once the jumper has made it elevated. See daink and jumper

Well Jason, if I am the jumper, you may as well be the catcher!

by jbrown December 7, 2006

batchelor

An old man, an old fellow. Someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking. Person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Dude, Quit acting like a Batchelor.

by WVboy1 November 20, 2006

batchelor's bankroll

A folded over stack of cash consisting of a large number of $1 bills with a $20, $50 or $100 bill on the outside so the bearer appears to have a wad of large denomination bills.

I tried to pay for drinks out of my batchelor's bankroll, but the waitress cock blocked me by counting the singles when I gave them to her.

or

person 1: Dude, you shouldn't flash that much cash, man.

person 2: Don't worry, it's a batchelor's bankroll.

by Farquad Arnot December 6, 2009

cooter catcher

very painful result from a rope burn in the vaginal region. often followed by hitting a large knot in the rope.

see that mark? it's from my cooter catcher.

by mo&em June 27, 2008

cum catcher

panty liner, tampon, etc., used to soak up cum after intercourse

she put the cum catcher in so she wouldn't mess her panties

by Barry273 September 12, 2006

The Catcher in the Rye

One of most overrated novels of all time. Basically about some faggot named Holden and his physicadellic adventures, that eventually lead to him going crazy.

Only Emos and people with menatl disorders like The Catcher in the Rye

by Bushwhip(but call me Swip) July 20, 2008

The Catcher in the Rye

A book of, by, and for phonies!

Friend 1: Holden, you are a phony.
Friend 2: Who's Holden? Let me beat my son.

by Vinnie Zachary of Shelburne,VT May 2, 2004