Carlos

A person who sucks sick and is never good at sports. He’s also gay.

Damn, he’s like a Carlos.

by XxAsian_BoixX November 10, 2020

Carlos

A fuck boy that can never keep his dick in his pants. Love to think he is the shit. Such a piece of shit but comes in clutch sometimes. Very kind yet is a pussy ass.

Everyone needs a carlos ❤️

by Mike Hawkehard May 08, 2020

Carlos

Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.

“Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”

by Lololololfightme March 10, 2019

Carlos

You eat too god damn much precious

You eat like a Carlos

by Ccthb January 27, 2020

Carlos

a bitch ass nigga that has a smelly ass mouth with no hygiene

ew is that fat nigga carlos over there

by sniffass December 25, 2021

Carlos

Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.

Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?

Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...

by 5 cent street whore April 02, 2019

Carlos

Has an extremely micro penis and is really careful with what he says.

Carlos never curses.

by Anonymous[284] April 16, 2019