carbon warehousing

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc

Person 1: That dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites

Person 2: No way man, that is serious carbon warehousing.

by Vyra November 03, 2009

Carbon as FUCK

When something is super underrated and special

"holy shit bro, hotline miami is CARBON as FUCK!"
"Yeah its BORON as HELL!"
"ARGON as SHIT!"

by Averagemedic April 15, 2023

carbon dioxidesexual

someone who literally wants to fuck carbon dioxide

carbon dioxidesexual people mostly have father issues

by dankdutchman November 01, 2022

carbon producer

A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.

Oh look, there's the carbon producer again, he's sooo lame.

by Oxygen Producer June 13, 2017

Stay Carbon

To fit in or be like someone else.

Stop being so different bro, stay carbon.

by Koolkidz0nly February 12, 2018

carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

by Emmie Z January 29, 2021

Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).

Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.

by Manney November 22, 2023