Carboned

A term for when you're taking a group photo (with the iphone .5 lens) and one person on the end gets warped, making them look 10x their actual size.

"How did the photo come out? Oh no, I've been carboned!"

"I don't want to be on the end, I don't want to get carboned!"

by evanmrc December 17, 2023

carbon producer

A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.

Oh look, there's the carbon producer again, he's sooo lame.

by Oxygen Producer June 14, 2017

Carbonated Soda

When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.

"So did you get some?"
"Hell yeah, I gave that hoe a Carbonated soda!"

by life180way January 15, 2021

Carbon

A pistol/gun.

That slime a shorts he always gotta a carbon in his reach.

by Backroadg June 17, 2021

Stay Carbon

To fit in or be like someone else.

Stop being so different bro, stay carbon.

by Koolkidz0nly February 12, 2018

carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017

Carbon Dioxide Pods

The opposite of airpods

Look at those carbon dioxide pods. Apple is probably selling them at a bajillion dollars a pair.

by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022