Shit candles

Aroma sticks

A. Dude, what is that smell?!

B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...

by ORB69 April 25, 2010

latin candle

The act of going down on someone with a mouth full of habanero hot sauce.

Yo, she gave me that latin candle last night and my junk is STILL on fire.

by headband June 20, 2011

Handle your candle

To handle your business

John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.

by Glenn Pen June 19, 2009

light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.

Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."

by Russ December 6, 2006

Candlejack

Candlejack is some kind of retarded meme spouted by the idiot masses that are 4chan. It comes from this ancient TV show, Freakazoid, that should really just be forgotte

I think "Andlejack-cay" should be safe, right? I mean, it's not like Candlejack understands Pig Lati

by Mr. Baggy Trousers January 15, 2009

cnadle

Something required by Warlocks in World of Warcraft

Probably related to Guano

I got pwaned by that 'lock when he immolated that cnadle

by theChoopster December 9, 2010

Canadien sprinkler

When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat

My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.

by Canuck21 April 18, 2011