Cactisci

The close cousin of cactus.

Hey I really want to buy some cactisci.

by Rick Rod July 20, 2018

Cactiss

It’s like a cat and a cactus

Wow man that’s a cactiss

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

Cactusing

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃.

This is especially used by socially awkward people. Also known as: the awkward cactus

Person: 🌵🙃
Friend: Are you cactusing?!

by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020

CactusMaster

Truly the most incredible and sophisticated cactus around. He is showered in riches of all variety and is the master of all cacti.

Oh look it's that great guy I was hearing about, CactusMaster!

by cactus357 May 12, 2022

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018