The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
by ryan_splash_4273 March 14, 2017
The unflattering and temperate breath one can feel on their skin, as a result of a nearby persons cough.
by P shooter November 22, 2013
A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.
Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
by diggle whisper June 14, 2017
A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021