belly butthole

A belly butthole is like a belly button only it goes deeper so that when you stick your finger in there and pull it back out it smells funny.

He has a navel so deep and smelly, it's more like a belly butthole than a belly button.

by mcdisease August 19, 2015

butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

Picante Butthole

When you eat spicy food giving your butthole a spicy and hot feeling aftertaste.

I ate out her ass last night and she totally had Picante Butthole.

by Zodacus March 19, 2019

Plastic Butthole

The sharp serrated opening at the top of a bottle of COVID sanitizing wipes that resembles a butthole and can be dangerous to reload due to the likelihood of one’s finger becoming trapped and/or cut.

Hey, did you hear about Megan losing a finger? She apparently got it caught in one of those plastic buttholes and they had to cut it off.

by Salt44 February 11, 2021

Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.

"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"

by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020

Rough Butthole

When you're in a shitty situation.

Hey man, sorry to hear about your car getting hit n run. That's a real rough butthole.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021

chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.

Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ July 23, 2017