Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

by Therickman December 17, 2003

Butt Nuke

One of those turds that is so big and heavy that it splashes all over the place and leaves your arse all wet.

Man that butt nuke smells!

by Danpal7 October 6, 2005

butt pirate

person who pilages another mans anus

those two guys are butt pirates

by nick swenson May 15, 2003

butt soul

The depths of one's anus. It's beyond a butthole. When you pull your spouse's butt cheeks apart and stare into it.

I spread her butt cheeks apart and yelled "Mortal Kombat" into her butt soul.

by The Foulness June 6, 2012

Butt Chunging

The act of stabbing one’s flaccid penis in the tip with a fork of any kind, and snaking it up another’s ass hole; then proceeding to get and erection and killing the other person via internal explosion of blood from the penis.

The whore was likely killed by butt chunging when the man left with from the bar last night.

by PistachioBoiii May 20, 2019

Public Butt

Public seats are dirty....just use your imagination. Once you sit your pants down on a public seat, you now have "public butt" because whatever disgusting stuff that was on the seat (from the thousands of other butts that have sat there) is now on your pants. For all you know, the guy that sat in that seat before you could of had some diarrhea that leaked through his pants and now its rubbing off on yours. Disgusting isn't it. One should think twice about tainting seats, beds, or couches in their house once they have "public butt."

Don't sit your "public butt" on my clean bed sheets.

by Empty Bin February 1, 2013

BUTT DOPING

THE ACT OF RUNNING A BICYCLE PUMP UP YOUR ASS TO INTENSIFY A FART.

what happened i thought you won the loudest fart contest? dude they found a bike pump in my backpack and disqualified me for butt doping

by jmc1971 July 24, 2012