Muted Trumpet

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.

by The Jive Turkies March 27, 2003

dirty trumpet

when a girl blows into a guys ass and jerks the guy off at the same time.

Cumqueesha performed the dirty trumpet in bed, the wind in my asshole felt exquisite as she jacked me off.

by Joey and Henry March 24, 2007

reverse trumpet

While your girl is on all fours, inspect the rear by performing a reverse shocker with 2 in the stink and one in the pink. Blow on your thumb as you play your new instrument in trumpet-like fashion.

My girlfriend was a real whore so I gave her the reverse trumpet.

by Jay5 August 30, 2005

butt trumpet

fart

here comes Bobby the butt trumpet

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

spunk trumpet

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

fuck trumpet

A whiny little bitch.

Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.

by Blasphemos July 2, 2016

Trumpet Boy

Trumpet boy is like he worst boy you could ever meet. He breaks your heart, talks shit behind you back, and thinks he’s the shit but he isn’t. Try to stay away from a person like him.

Omg! Stop acting like Trumpet Boy!

by Taehyung is my bae June 6, 2019