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Brownbacking

Receiving rectal intercourse while master bating to homophobic Politian’s justify their position based upon religious beliefs on Television.
Lawrence was brownbacking Jasper while watching Sam Brownback justify anti gay judicial rulings.
by Greenwind February 17, 2015
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blowback

When you have to hold in a fart due to being in a public or enclosed space (airplane, subway, car) and the fart rumbles back up into your plumbing. Over the course of several hours, a serious queue of un-expelled farts will build up, prompting an extended cropdusting at the earliest convenience.
Joey: Dude, that 8hour flight from Frankfurt was murder. I musta had about 40 blowbacks.

Chandler: Ouch. How'd you eventually clear the backlog?

Joey: I waited till there was nobody behind me on the slidewalk, and did about 300 feet of cropdusting!
by TheRob September 27, 2007
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blowback

When your cumshot hits your own face.
I was fucking this girl and when she pulled out my dick to finish me off she aimed it the wrong way and gave me a blowback.
by DMITCH November 22, 2007
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Blowback

It is when someone (more than likely a male), takes it in the butt and whoever is on the giving end deposits some semen. the "blow back" occurs when the receipient farts it back out on to the "giver". Hence the term "Blow Back"
I was with my "life partner" going hot and heavy and decided to leave him a gift, he decided to take my "gift" and Blowback on me.
by Arrogant Carroll May 17, 2013
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Brokeback Mountain

A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.

plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.

Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"

Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.

Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.

If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?
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brokeback

1. v. to penetrate/molest another in a homosexual fashion, referring to Heath Ledger's actions onto Jake Gyllenhaal in the winter's smash hit: Brokeback Mountain

2. adj. gay/homosexual/queer/faggy
"Dana, that was some fucking hot brokebacking we did last night." -Sarah

"Dude, get off my dick. I don't go for that brokeback shit."
by Puking Kitten July 29, 2008
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brownbag special

When a man poops on a girl's forehead then t-bags her causing his balls to turn brown.
"I had to wash my ballsac after giving Jenny the brownbag special last night."
by Austindiesel December 19, 2008
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