Brocessity

A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.

If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.

by brocessity August 22, 2010

Brocus Pocus

The act of a male fingering his own asshole during masterbation or otherwise.

"dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off"
"what??"
"..nothing"

by L-sos October 26, 2008

brolestation

when one bro takes it a little too far without the other bros permission.

Broseph was charged with brolestation last week after touching Bromeister's raging broner

by Lance Partydown October 17, 2008

brocus

the act of focusing on any type of school work when you could be or were in the process of getting high as shit with your brajhs and also polishing off brewskis, possibly getting your D wet from some sweet biddies.

Bro 1: BRAJH I totally got done that 6-page term while getting the D wet from Tony's sister.

Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?

Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.

by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009

brodess

Brodess is the female equivalent of a bro, usually used in conjunction with bro when addressing a group of friends, co-workers, or other kinds of social groups.

(When addressing a group of male and female friends): How are all my bros and brodesses doing tonight?

by JacketJoe October 14, 2011

Braces

Designed to make hot girls look ugly for as long as they wear them.

omg, if it wherent for those braces..............

by Ivan Martinez Autin May 8, 2006

Braces

Hell in your mouth, but makes your teeth straight.

Ugh, my braces really hurt!
Braces stink, but they are so worth the pain.

by The One Who Knows The Truth July 1, 2014