Bro scientist

That 155 lb weakling that continues to believe his bulletproof workout program yields results, despite looking like an emaciated Holocaust survivor. He may dole out incredibly inaccurate advice, despite never having squatted in his life because he does leg extensions instead. Upon noticing anybody with a better physique or strength than he, he concludes that a lexicon of illicit substances - normally enough to put an entire small Nigerian village in a coma - had to have been implemented. He most likely attends Planet Fitness because other gyms aren't his "style." He believes deadlifts are some type of funeral procession, and that his diet of burgers and fries are sure carrying him well. Avid gym users want to break his limbs and entrap him in a 6" x 6" crate filled with whale feces and vomit for the duration of his miserable life.

Real gym user: What are you doing today?
Bro scientist: Prolly gonna hit Planet Fitness brahhhh
Real gym user: Why the f$&k would you go to that rat's ass excuse for a gym?
Bro scientist: Sorry, I was busy doing crunches, gonna get that 6 pack doood
Real gym user: But you can't get 6 packs by just -

Bro scientist: God I love not eating right or lifting right and giving unwarranted advice
Real gym user: die

by raptorius June 29, 2014

bro-sures

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

bro switch

The "Bro Switch" is the figurative switch that one would "flip on" so that they don't find their friend's partner sexually attractive.

"I would find her attractive normally, but since she's Myles' girlfriend, I have my bro switch on."

by MyFinch August 4, 2014

bro stay gold

Can be said either way: Bro stay gold or stay gold bro. Bro term for: "Hey man, stay cool." (I.e. Stay safe, don't fuck fat chicks, don't be a fucktard, etc.)

Bro 1: Hey man I'm gonna bail. I got an open invite to bang that chick from last night.
Bro 2: Alright! Bro stay gold!

Frat boy 1: Hey man, I gotta bail, got class in the morning.
Frat boy 2: BRO!!! Stay Gold!
Frat boy 1: Yea man you're totally right! What bar next?

by ChickenForALickin February 23, 2017

Bro Style

A sexual position for bros, where both males enter the womans vagina rather than the second male using a different orifice. the ultimate in Bro-ship

to celebrate their friendship they bro-styled a hooker together. the ultimate bro style

by BetaMale1 April 29, 2012

Bro Sesh

Eating a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut while watching The A-Team with some bros and discussing how you wish you could be more like Bradley Cooper.

Bro 1: Bro sesh tonight?
Bro 2: You got The A-Team?
Bro 1: Pshh...duh.
Bro 2: Sweet. I'll call Pizza Hut

by Dr. Bro Jackson January 5, 2011

Bro-stache

A bro-stache is similar to a "trash-stache." It is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. It derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. This age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other "bros," which is where the term "bro-stache" came from.

Morgan: Woh! Hey Steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!

by Sammy Jack June 28, 2009