The bestest friend you will ever have. He may have a lot of friends, but he knows that they all need attention. He is full of life, and he loves life. Girls are all over him, and he thinks nothing off it. But if you need a friend, find a brett, because Brett's are the way to go. He likes video games, and food, and family guy. He can be touchy sometimes, but that's okay. He is perfection in a body.
1st guy: woah man, is that brett?
2nd guy: yeah it is, but who is he with?
3rd guy: my sister, fuck she is all over brett mercier
2nd guy: yeah it is, but who is he with?
3rd guy: my sister, fuck she is all over brett mercier
by booty and the beast ™ April 07, 2015
by Wagwan as 44 April 21, 2021
A bad mother fucker. Kicks ass takes names. Like the roles Royce of bad mother fuckers ya know top of the line. Gets bitches like its nobody's business. Walking baddassness.
by Clint.L.Jackson November 06, 2016
The sexiest man alive, looks good in a vest but looks better without it. kicks it with the best, kills it on the dance floor, aka brett blanchard
by magicbrettlover September 23, 2018
A complete dork, smelly person with an immature, yet awesome, sense of humour. Reminds people of JD (from scrubs) everywhere he goes due to his unco style and his unluckiness in love. Somehow manages to surf despite all of this. Also a very good friend of the orginal JD.
by Peter Davison May 06, 2005
"I'M DYLAN BRETTTTTTTT"
by pseudonymous pseud December 28, 2017
Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ripped abs to his pumped arms, his body has been the living stencil for many artists who want to capture the true beauty of the human being. Brett is currently the top rated trainer on the east coast. Born and raised in susquehanna county, brett displayed great strength and training abilities as a young boy. He can often be seen running around Brackney, PA naked. People often say that Brett is one of a kind and is also nicknamed the Human Rose. He also started tanning at age 8 and hasnt stopped since. He was recently voted the tannest person in susquehanna county.
Guy 1: Dude, you look really jacked and tan when you bench press. Almost brett-like.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.
by rctrucker45 March 09, 2009