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bounce mode

the positioning of your car while parking so you can pull forward out of the spot. In a parking lot this requires pulling through a spot, or backing in. For parallel parking this means to take the forwardmost spot in a line of spots. Referred to as bounce mode because it awards the driver the fastest possible escape, or ability to "bounce". Always handy in a qustionable situation.
"man, if this shit goes bad, we'll need to get out quick, so make sure that shit is parked in bounce mode."
by apewrath June 17, 2005
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Marilla Bounce

The unpredictable bounce produced by the underclass tennis surface at the Marrila tennis courts. Known for many unforced errors and balls netted. Also the main cause for frustration and anger directed towards why on earth you can't get the goddman ball over the net when all of your mechanics are working for you.
Dude, why do you keep netting those balls? - It's not me its the Marilla Bounce.
by tennis_balla_07 May 1, 2007
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Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
by gregory trayne May 29, 2008
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Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013
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Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.
Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
by nameismatt August 12, 2015
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bouncing betty

A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.
by GuesssWho9 September 14, 2016
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boutta bounce

About to run, leave quickly, or get out of t(here)
Jake: "I went into the gas station restroom to pee and as soon as I stepped foot I was boutta bounce. It was so disgusting."
by Neutral Nandy August 14, 2017
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