bad bounce

It means "tough luck"

She stood you up at the movies? That's a bad bounce.

by dolla dame August 14, 2018

Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.

Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!

by nameismatt July 20, 2015

Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.

Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

Honda Bounce

When a crappy old honda is so low that the suspension can't even compress when it hits a bump so the whole car along with the people inside do a little "bounce" on every bump

"Hey look at that lowered civic behind us! He's got the Honda bounce!"

by thechatroulletteguy December 02, 2012

sleep bouncing

Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.

damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.

by mac-miller-the-greatest May 02, 2011

Funk Bounce

When a baseball bounces akwardly at an unexpected angle off of an outfield wall. The F.B. is considered advantageous to the batter because it usually confuses the outfielder's defensive response.

that ball looks like it is curving into the corner, hopefully it wil take a funk bounce.

by tmarble August 24, 2005

boutta bounce

About to run, leave quickly, or get out of t(here)

Jake: "I went into the gas station restroom to pee and as soon as I stepped foot I was boutta bounce. It was so disgusting."

by Neutral Nandy August 15, 2017