borked

To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.

guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.

by Dj pancake August 28, 2010

boffed

1. To have intercourse with a person as if by means of a boff.
2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.

1. Kieran boffed Sarah all night long.
2. Steve boffed in the crowded lecture theatre.

by Kieranishere November 2, 2005

boreded

extremely bored.

I am boreded.

by Nichirin June 29, 2004

boredness

TO be extremely bored. And annoying. Try saying it a few times to your friends, its fun

Bordness! I am soooooooooooooooo bored. Talk to me Talk to me Talk to me!!!!!!

by KItty May 13, 2005

I'm bored

Well of course you're bored! You're procrastinating so much homework! You should do that. No matter how much you hate it you must do ur homework. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS

I'm bored
Me too
*sigh*
*sigh*

I'm so bored I'm talking to myself.

by Unikitty mermaid fairy November 7, 2017

boredom

Something that kills.

I AM *breathe heavily* DYING *breathe heavily* OF *breathe heavily again* BOREDOM.

by HUMAN FROM EARTH February 26, 2011

Bored

What you are if you are looking up this. Get off this website and do something productive! Go outside! Do the homework that you intend on "forgetting" to do! Or, if it's past 2 o clock in the morning, go to sleep! Just do something goshdarnit!

Johnny was extremely bored, so he looked up bored on Urban Dictionary and found this definition, so he got off of the computer and did something productive. Just kidding, he continued looking up random words on this website, as you are probably going to do.

by Undeadguy77 October 14, 2011