guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!
guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.
guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.
by Dj pancake August 28, 2010
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2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.
2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.
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Get the boredness mug.Well of course you're bored! You're procrastinating so much homework! You should do that. No matter how much you hate it you must do ur homework. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS
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Get the boredom mug.What you are if you are looking up this. Get off this website and do something productive! Go outside! Do the homework that you intend on "forgetting" to do! Or, if it's past 2 o clock in the morning, go to sleep! Just do something goshdarnit!
Johnny was extremely bored, so he looked up bored on Urban Dictionary and found this definition, so he got off of the computer and did something productive. Just kidding, he continued looking up random words on this website, as you are probably going to do.
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