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border hopper

Usually reffered to Mexicans hopping the border.
-Those fucken border hoppers are mowing my lawn. ROfl
-Go back to Mexico you fucken border hopper.
by John Moe April 20, 2005
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border patrol

someone who stops mexicans from getting to america
Border Patrol:
Dude you see that maexican trying to jump the border?
Yeah *powpowpowpow*
Got him.
by looloolooivegotsomeapples March 22, 2009
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border cunt

John: "That guy is dating a border cunt. Man he is so lucky."
by bordercunts.com December 6, 2014
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those damn birds

Often used in awkward situations to distract the attention off of you by throwing your hands up with your fingers all together to form a triangle while looking up, and in a high pitch voice screaming "THOSE DAMN BIRDS"
"Hey monty are you picking your nose "? - michael

monty - " THOSE DAMN BIRDS"
by Lil Baze November 5, 2010
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Bardshit

The use of excessively liberal language or actions to justify totalitarian practices.
He says: The school is now making all history majors take a course in women's studies because they want the students to understand the oppression that women as a group have endured due to the unrelenting control a male oriented society has exhibited throughout history.
She says: That sounds like a bunch of bardshit to me.
by Leah N. G. Sheets July 22, 2008
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birds in the sky

when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers
so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.
by SexyTexan January 6, 2012
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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