Boot Wife

A wife of a military personnel who acts in an obnoxious manner by "wearing her husband's rank" and literally wearing her husband's dog tags everywhere. They bitch will bitch until they can't breath about the small things that happen in the military, "Poor me, my husband is deployed; Wah, we didn't get to eat dinner together because the chief of command kept him an hour late!"

You can usually spot a Boot Wife driving around with stickers on her car call that read something like: "Half of my heart is in Iraq" or "Military Spouse, hardest job in the military."

Did you see that dumb-ass Boot Wife at the commissary without shoes on?

Look at the self portrait that this Boot Wife took of herself wearing her husband's uniform and dog-togs... How cool.

by Boot Wife September 4, 2011

Golden Boot

When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass

Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.

Really was she hot

Fuck yeah, that's why I did it

by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017

boot canal

a kick to the mouth, especially one that
results in injury or tooth damage

The judo lesson ended early after the
instructor got an accidental boot canal.

by Poothtaste January 9, 2008

Rubber Boot

A condom

John: i want to talk about condoms with out my parents knowing
Tim: well call them rubber boots

John: im gunna go buy some rubber boots

by Nastmindman April 4, 2010

There's a snake in my boot

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Boot-Licker

Someone who constantly agrees with their friends, or someone they see superior to them, to attempt to gain respect from their friends or colleagues (although it backfires, since that’s not how you gain respect). People hate this type of person, and people like this usually think they have lots of friends and everyone loves them — yet it’s the opposite of that.

Summary: a yes-man

Oh god, can you see Derek being such a Boot-Licker again? He’s such a yes-man.

by R. Rodger June 11, 2019

boot licker

Someone who romanticizes the military, police or authoritarianism in general. Boot lickers can be easily spotted by their attraction to state violence, which they usually claim is the only thing keeping society from dissolving into chaos. Boot lickers crave hierarchy even when they and often everyone they care about are the ones being stepped on.

Joe Biden is an enormous slobbery boot licker

by VeinyGlizzy1449 February 21, 2021