boneshiner

(1) A person who wastes time chronically.
(2) A person who chronically Masturbates.
(3) Or, Both.

"What you mean you can't get your work done? You're just a freakin' boneshiner."

"Dude, y'all'r a professional boneshiner."

by Mike Melton June 11, 2006

Gay Bones

When something is gay to the core.

Either definition of gay can be used as long as it is extreme.

Keith: Dude where's Dietrich?

Eric: He can't hang out tonight, he's got work.

Keith: That's gay-bones.

Example 2

Glen: You hear Ricky Martin came out the closet?

Dave: No way

Glen: Yeah dude, total gay bones.

by amsarias February 22, 2011

neck bones

neckbones- black people soup;neckbones are usually boiled with potatoes and seasoned to perfection,and is usually eaten with cornbread.

open the pack of neck bones,put them in a pot of water,let the water boil,season the nec kbones,after the've boiled for about 45 minutes add potatoes.

neck bones are inexpensive unless you buy the family pack!

little girl-mama what you cookin' for dinner?
mama-some neck bones,potatoes,and cornbread now walk to the store and get a big pop for dinner.

(neck bones are most likely very meaty)

by sidney kinney July 3, 2006

dry bones

Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.

Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.

by Joseph Oliva February 7, 2008

SOUP BONES

used to make refernce to someone's hands or fingers. Also called "meathooks."

Wouldn't wanna get hit by that sumbitch! Look at the size of those soup bones!

by weave October 7, 2003

bones

An acknowledgement to or congratulation for the coolness of a person's actions, indicated by tapping ones fisted knuckles against those of the recipient.

Oh, man, you hooked up with Ally? Bones, man.

by Makenna December 1, 2003

boney maloney

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.

"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"

by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013