Red Bluff, also known as Bluff, Bluffy, Chubs, Spiderman, and Spidey, is a rare subspecies of dominant males characterized by massive obliques, high testosterone levels, and permanent wifeys. Some believe that the Red Bluff species emerged from Red Bluff, CA, while others believe the species is a byproduct of substantial genetic engineering. The Red Bluff species is exceedingly proficient in firearm manipulation, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, mechanical engineering, and cooking of animal products. The United States Committee on Red Bluff Surveillance has advised all citizens to maintain a safe distance from Red Bluff if intending to avoid good steaks, tags to social media posts, and yeehaw fashion.
Yo, Redbluff, peep this absolute smoke show on Instagram.
I bet the steak Red Bluff made is absolute gas.
I bet the steak Red Bluff made is absolute gas.
by Putinsassassin March 30, 2020
Get the Red Bluff mug.The Younger of the Two Blues Brothers, he was played by Dan Aykroyd in the movies Blues Brothers and Blues Brothers 2000. Elwood is a motorhead, and sold the original Bluesmobile ((A Cadillac)) for a microphone. He then bought the new Bluesmobile, a 1940s Police Car, in an auction, and, by parking it in a
"I'd like some dry white toast, please."
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"
"It's A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"You can't LIE to a nun."
Elwood Blues dances like the cokiest queer in the village. <3
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"
"It's A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"You can't LIE to a nun."
Elwood Blues dances like the cokiest queer in the village. <3
by RoboTribble May 6, 2006
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When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.
Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?
Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.
Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.
Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.
Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.
by Bob Jenkins & Bosco October 6, 2010
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SECTION 1. Outward Appearance:
Goatee/mustache combo, always trimmed to a neat level. Sometimes balding and still trying to rock the long hair.
Over 50, but can be as young as 35.
Summer: "cargo shorts," "mandals", wearing a polo shirt with an embroidered company logo on it. Seldom tattooed.
Winter: Spotless Wilson's leather, recent tour t-shirt from Rush, Jethro Tull, and jeans are relaxed-fit and pre-faded. Also seen with "dockers" trousers.
Seen in Brewpubs with cougar wives the only ones dancing.
SECTION 2--Instrumentation:
Guitars: Fender "strat" or "tele"--spotless '57 reissue
Any Paul Reed Smith guitar
Bass: Any Bass with over 4 strings, period.
Chapman Stick (anyone who plays this should be shot anyway)
Amplification: Trace Eliot, Roland Jazz Chorus, and/or Hartke equipment.
Other Amps: All reissues.
Drums--Too many and too expensive for ability level. If he sings "harmonies" (see below) he tends toward the headset mic.
Keyboards: Too loud and usually shitty sounds.
SECTION 3: Choice of Music:
ALWAYS: anything SRV, and/or a cover of "Little Wing." Also George Thorogood. Dead giveaway signs.
OFTEN: Skynrd, and various other southern "bluesy" bands.
SELDOM: Any song under 10 minutes.
SECTION 1. Outward Appearance:
Goatee/mustache combo, always trimmed to a neat level. Sometimes balding and still trying to rock the long hair.
Over 50, but can be as young as 35.
Summer: "cargo shorts," "mandals", wearing a polo shirt with an embroidered company logo on it. Seldom tattooed.
Winter: Spotless Wilson's leather, recent tour t-shirt from Rush, Jethro Tull, and jeans are relaxed-fit and pre-faded. Also seen with "dockers" trousers.
Seen in Brewpubs with cougar wives the only ones dancing.
SECTION 2--Instrumentation:
Guitars: Fender "strat" or "tele"--spotless '57 reissue
Any Paul Reed Smith guitar
Bass: Any Bass with over 4 strings, period.
Chapman Stick (anyone who plays this should be shot anyway)
Amplification: Trace Eliot, Roland Jazz Chorus, and/or Hartke equipment.
Other Amps: All reissues.
Drums--Too many and too expensive for ability level. If he sings "harmonies" (see below) he tends toward the headset mic.
Keyboards: Too loud and usually shitty sounds.
SECTION 3: Choice of Music:
ALWAYS: anything SRV, and/or a cover of "Little Wing." Also George Thorogood. Dead giveaway signs.
OFTEN: Skynrd, and various other southern "bluesy" bands.
SELDOM: Any song under 10 minutes.
My brother got married, had a couple of kids, moved out to Woburn and became a Suburban Blues Dad. Now he plays once a month at some brewpub up there.
by Scumwaffle October 2, 2010
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Brayden woke up today without her windbreaker and when she went to look for it, she couldn't find it anywhere. Knowing it is lost forever has really given Brayden the windbreaker blues.
by KKRABS June 7, 2009
Get the windbreaker blues mug.Basically means you lying about something that you do or don't do. Another word for fronting, saying you have something that you don't have, or that you do something you don't really do, etc. Back in the day, we used to call in perpin, perpatrating, etc.
A girl who says she don't fuck on the first date, when everyone knows that she usually does, that's body bluffin'
A dude who pushing a big milky benz like it's his, when in reality, he's renting it, that's body bluffin'
For more examples, please see the Papoose Song "Body Bluffin'".
A dude who pushing a big milky benz like it's his, when in reality, he's renting it, that's body bluffin'
For more examples, please see the Papoose Song "Body Bluffin'".
by Robzilla06 May 11, 2006
Get the body bluffin' mug.While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009
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