Jedi Blow Job

A rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like viagra would do but it's really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have cum squirting out of your belly button,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother's chest)

The Jedi Blow Job often happens to nerds who do not happen to know shit about star wars.

by Ota-Wan/Darth Castro October 22, 2009

blow job grenade

where everyone in the room starts sucking everyone's else s dick

"woah chief don't throw that dick out, oh watch out he just threw a blow job grenade."

"That bitch just threw me a Blow job grenade"

by jake thurrett January 11, 2009

japanese blow job

When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.

A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo

by Don't hate masturbate May 28, 2016

electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum

hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover

by john December 6, 2003

mediocre blow job

A blow job where your partner finishes with a hand job

My girl was bloated and and wasn't down so she just gave me a mediocre blow job

by Jsny88 April 13, 2017

Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJ’s

The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.

by superboyuss February 22, 2019

blow job babies

when a gurl gives head and gets pregnate

mama joanna said i was i was one out of nine blow job babies

by junior=] February 21, 2009