Blowfish

The act of a female posting a picture making them look skinny or attractive and then the next pic shows the reality of being very obese.

Man that hot girl turned out to be a real blowfish

by Hoshmeister August 5, 2013

blowfish response

The puffing and blowing up of cheeks to denote confusion, frustration, impatience, silent requests and suggestion, annoyance, or light anger. Originally coined by the great Kelly, and further distributed throughout the land by the great Dezzie.

May be used in conjuction with bohing (boh).

"Your flight has been canceled."
*blowfish response*

*million dollars floats by*
*blowfish response*

"What do you want for Christmas?"
*hints*
"What?"
*blowfish response*

"I have nothing to say~"
"Yeah, me neither"
*blowfish response*

by Miss Dezzie December 19, 2005

Blowfish

A woman who has had so many procedures done on their Boobs, lips, ass, and cheeks they look like a blow fish. Usually women who do porn or are over the age of 50 and aren't hot anymore.

The term "Plastic Bimbo" can also be used.

Person 1: OMG is that Julie?
Person 2: No, that's a Blowfish
Person 1: What's the difference?

by Hi5enberg January 24, 2015

Blowfishing

The act of giving oral sex to a woman with a fishy pooter

Man 1: i avoided dreadful blowfishing because that slut was easy and i got it in without eating that dirty fish.

Man 2: fucking awesome man. my girl demands blowfish before i get any. fml

by wtrmelon March 15, 2012

Coogan's Bluff

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, when Clint Eastwood comes in and takes full advantage of her. Then winks at you as he walks out.

Dude, last night i got a Coogan's Bluff pulled on me. I wasn't even mad.

by Coogan Crew April 29, 2006

post oak bluff

A poker term meaning a bluff in which the bet is a small fraction of the pot. The concept behind the move is that an opponent will interpret the bet as indicating a strong hand and that the player betting is afraid a larger bet will not get paid off (called). The term is believed to originate in Texas where the cheapest wood used to make fence-posts is known as "post oak."

Sammy min-bet the end but I was sure he was on a post oak bluff so I popped him back with bottom pair and he mucked.

by TheGameKat June 7, 2009

moss bluff

gangsterville where everyone is sexually active.

-Where do you live?

-MOSS BLUFF!

-Are you a virgin?

-NOPE!

by hoebagg. June 17, 2008