blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

Quizzard Blizzard

When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.

Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010

Dairy Queen Blizzards

Boy are they delicious

Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!

John: Sounds like a great idea!

by somebody who likes diary queen December 20, 2020

Black Blizzard of [Liquid Fire]

A violent form of self-torture.
A bad way to lose your lunch.

The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.

Guy 1: Dood I knew I shouldn't of eaten Taco Bell! It gave me a Black Blizzard of Liquid Fire!
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*

by wolfclaw92 August 14, 2008

Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage

Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard

by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021

Blizzard

A blizzard is a snow stormwith high winds blowing in a particular area usually around the snowy areas

There was a strong blizzard last year during december it damaged a lot of buildings

by Courage XXX August 7, 2020

Siberian Blizzard

When you're having sex and the guy pulls out and ejaculates in the air and it lands anywhere it wants without aim.

He did the Siberian blizzard lastnight.

by TheSinOfSinnistery March 14, 2015