Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

Blind Freddy

n. An Australian imaginary incapacitated person held up as an archetype of incapacity: what Blind Freddy can see (understand) must be very obvious.

Was once believed to have originated from a 1920s Sydney hawker named either Freddy or Freddie, however it appears that a reference to Blind Freddy in the context of seeing (understanding) the bleeding obvious was made in an issue of The Sydney Sportsman in October 1902.

Further research suggests that Blind Freddy may be a reference to Sir Frederick William Pottinger, a police officer who was in charge of the Lachlan district in New South Wales in the mid-1800s. The success of bushranger Ben Hall in evading capture there in 1862 is alleged to have earned Pottinger the name "Blind Freddy".

Even Blind Freddy can see that putting onion under a Bunnings snag is unAustralian

by tonedebone September 17, 2019

shade blind

Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color

K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"

by Yapper30 May 9, 2015

dora blind

When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help

Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor

by DontBeComplatin April 4, 2015

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor

Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind

by jehreeeee March 30, 2009

Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009