Bleach Bitch

A blonde that is a bitch.

Hey that bleach bitch was so rude.

by melkizzle July 6, 2009

Bleach

Noun) A delicious and tasty beverage! After you drink it, you get to go to a shiny place with nice people! ...which is probably the opposite of where I'm going for writing this.

Steve: What happened?
God: You saw an article on UrbanDictionary.com didn't you?
Steve: How'd you know?
God: (Points to a large group of like-minded idiots named Steve)

This is where you laugh. And upvote. And where you DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!

See you and You Fucking Idiot!

by Mr. Pancy Fants September 16, 2016

bleach

nirvana's first album,is more raw than other nirvana albums.the best of the 3

bleach is the album ever!

by futuramafan February 4, 2008

Bleach

The delicious concoction which is drank by people after researching "Docking" on the Urban Dictionary

"Yo, search docking on the Urban Dictionary"
"Ok hold up"
"Pass me the bleach......."

by YesNoToaster January 12, 2021

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

bleached wheat cracka

The whitest of the white.

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!

by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009

Bleach

A nutritional delight. It's a drink that people have been drinking for its great taste for years! No one who has drunk it has stated that it wasn't good because they were seemingly killed. But not only is it healthy, it's also great medicine for curing depression. Screw buying some expensive shitty anti-depressant when you could buy Clorox Bleach for only $4.99! Overall a great remedy.

"Man, I'm thirsty." "Here you go, have some bleach." "You sure this is healthy?" "Yeah dude just keep drinking it, almo- OH SHIT WE NEED A DOCTOR HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!"

by Yyyyjxtbc November 6, 2017