beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 28, 2003

stink beaver

smelly pussy or vagina

"thats one stink beaver you got there"

by cave dweller September 5, 2006

beaver shot

when a woman wearing extremely short attire unintentionally flashes her "beaver", or vagina.

dude! sherry just gave me a wicked beaver shot!

by chris hill May 1, 2003

dumb beaver

A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.

1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

Dumb Beaver

When a stupid white girl with Maruchan hair gets manipulated by a monkey to the extent that she buys him lunch and takes him on lil trips but has no cash to buy her son shoes.

Crystal is a Dumb Beaver, due to the fact that she is a monkeys sperm dumpster.

by The Sexy 1 August 12, 2012

Beaver Dam, Missouri

Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".

TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"

ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."

TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."

by Jack Bozdog September 7, 2006

beaver shark

A fictional creature that lives near white-water rapids.

"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!"

by Vector Burger August 4, 2009