by bigboat1999 April 15, 2021
by rudy from loveline July 28, 2010
A sexual act/Prank preformed on a male by another male that requires ejaculating on ones scrotum while sleeping with out detection.
by Ben Boi January 11, 2016
While taking a shit with a loose fitting shirt, you catch a waft of your own stinky-poo-gas that runs up the perfectly formed "chimney" of your shirt.
Jay, I was taking a massive dump on my lunch break and while looking for the corn I had last night, all of a sudden I got Chimney-Blasted!
by The Blaster Disaster December 01, 2010
When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.
The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.
by John Grossbard January 11, 2013
Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.
Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"
by Sebastian Owl July 25, 2011
In times of desperate need. The act of sending a mass text to anyone you’ve dated using the Bumble dating app (or any other dating app, just change Bumble to the app used). It is a desperate attempt to hook up or initiate a relationship in the midst of a crisis.
A video call between two friends:
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.
Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.
Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!
by pantaloonsareback April 05, 2020