turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

Google-Brained

Memory full of random google information. Or having a brain fart because google overload.

My head is exhausted, must be google-brained.

by Laura Little Wilson December 11, 2019

Moth-Brained

When a person has moths flying around in their brains, laying eggs in all the old things in their lives and clouding the lights with their bodies and egg sacks causing them to be dim-witted, lazy and unable to see clearly.

Mark is so moth-brained that when we had an actual infestation of pantry moths, rather than throwing out the food where they lay their eggs, he moved it to the other pantry. The pantry is not the problem mark, you are.

by slzrppp November 2, 2020

A Blaine V

When you shit into your partners hands and in return the shit in yours and you then continue to rub the shit all over one another’s body’s, and then continue have anal while a man called David watches.

“My boyfriend was giving me a Blaine V last night! It was exquisite!”

by ian69420 December 8, 2020

ape brained

you're stupid like a fucking ape.

Kyle, you're fucking ape brained!

by Your Cumshot December 20, 2020

dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.

Damn rea is so Monkey-brained

by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021