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David Blaine

A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero December 18, 2007
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Blaiant

Used to define a really hott guy with a Nice ass
Like,Whoa did you see that blaiant over there

I like his ass ;)
by [Hero] January 12, 2009
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bain train

Bain Train: a name given to an individual who presents outstanding drinking ability in flip cup; drinking skills outside of flip-cup however are severely limited; the individual starts off very slow but continues to drink until a semi-coherent state is reached
Wow, did you see Kevin? He is totally pulling a Bain Train tonight.
by Swoopaloop May 18, 2009
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Bainbridge

The part of one's back unitchable without assistance from an object or other entity.
She teased his itchy bainbridge with her tongue before gratifying his insatiable yern with the grit of her pealescent toothy grin.
by Wained August 14, 2015
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bainsey

A little guy that is four foot tall and has no friends HE LOVES COCK
MAN that guys such a bainsey his cock must be tiny
by Jibesh November 1, 2020
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hay baling

The act of consuming food while simultaneously defecating.
I was late for work this morning so decided to do some hay baling to conserve time.
by Chew Skeeter September 18, 2016
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finger blading

The act in which the male/female inserts his/her finger or fingers into the females axewound and begins pumping back and forth with intensity. The goal being to take the female to pleasure town and reach climax
Last night I was finger blading this chick til she couldn’t walk right.
by Filet O Fish Lover! March 29, 2018
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