n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.
Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
by macstavern August 26, 2009
Get the Biscuit Hooksmug. by 4 Hinklestein March 31, 2021
Get the Hogger Biscuitmug. by A1 Snap Sauce June 14, 2016
Get the snap biscuitsmug. 1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.
Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."
by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012
Get the Buttered the Biscuitsmug. A pussy fart.
Jaime floated out one hell of a vag biscuit; the odor wasn't great, but the sound caused me to loose my wood pecker.
by Shar1 September 22, 2013
Get the vag biscuitmug. (Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.
Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
Get the lawn biscuitsmug. crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
by littlejimmie March 9, 2019
Get the crap biscuitmug.