To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014
Get the Bernie Mackingmug. That one scary auntie everyone has, you better be prepared to hide when auntie Bernie is coming to visit.
Can also be referred to as "burpie" and "big bad Bernie"
Can also be referred to as "burpie" and "big bad Bernie"
by Bernie fan August 22, 2020
Get the Berniemug. When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.
Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend
by No Tango and no Cash March 25, 2024
Get the Weekend at Bernie and Steve’smug. Bernie is the best man you ever met even though he was a pimp a while ago he’s cleaned up his act you should always date a Bernie.
by Jeksnana December 6, 2019
Get the Berniemug. Being financially and economically prepared to survive a green new deal induced, post Donald Trump apocalyptic recession.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2022
Get the bundled like Berniemug. A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
Get the Berniemug. A senator is Democratic but has many problematic views that would damage the United States. Make no mistake, Sanders would:
Take away your private healthcare and replace it with a bloated universal healthcare system
take away the first and second amendments(or modify them heavily) and replace them with socialist policies
ban ANYONE who disagrees with him or his "tuition free" college
raise taxes on everyone by HUGE amounts-not just the so called 1 percent
make your only TV channel to watch be PBS
the list goes on...
Take away your private healthcare and replace it with a bloated universal healthcare system
take away the first and second amendments(or modify them heavily) and replace them with socialist policies
ban ANYONE who disagrees with him or his "tuition free" college
raise taxes on everyone by HUGE amounts-not just the so called 1 percent
make your only TV channel to watch be PBS
the list goes on...
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
Get the Bernie Sandersmug.