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The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys

Named after the English thespian. The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys are a small time crime syndicate residing in central Texas. They are the sworn enemy to the infamous Brookside Boys and are in a territorial war of wills and apartment complexes.
Looks like a good ol fashion bare knuckle boxing bar brawl broke out last night between the Brookside Boys and the Benedict Cumberbatch Boys. God help us all.
by Patrick Byrne Boys April 8, 2021
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Eggs Benedict

A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.
Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.
by ISoWeird November 6, 2021
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Dirty Benedikt

When an amazing man does the Mustig on your Wife and your dog licks it up
Hey i just did the Dirty Benedikt with my dog and my wife!
by The father69420 December 6, 2021
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Seggs Benedict

Basically an eggs benedict but instead of hollandaise sauce, its cum.
We only have 2 eggs for poaching, guess we'll have to have seggs benedict instead, Horatio
by kittbitch March 22, 2023
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St Benedict’s

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023
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eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.
"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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