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Prison Beaver

A man prisoner's goatee
Tell that jerk to shut his prison beaver
by Milosivich January 17, 2009
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Beaver Pelt

When your golf shot results in a huge grass divot which resembles a hairy beaver (vagina).
Michael left a nice 70's style beaver pelt on that last shot! Hefner would be proud.
by Respn April 22, 2017
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beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".
when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.
by Jamoca May 5, 2003
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Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.
After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.
by Fran December 31, 2003
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Beaver Whacker

The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.
"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"
by The True King of England November 6, 2007
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Italian Beaver

When you shove Pasta into a Beaver's anus.
John: "Hey Jacob, I made an Italian Beaver!"
Jacob: "What the fuck man..."
by Elephantiono June 17, 2016
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beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.
The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.
by The Real Champ April 5, 2007
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