The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!
Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."
Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"
Fread: "What??"
Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"
Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"
Fread: "What??"
Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"
by dalyllama35 August 14, 2011
Any sized group of bearded men. Refers to the tight knit nature of the bearded lifestyle and their immediate sense of being brothers.
Two bearded gentlemen cross paths on the sidewalk, immediately sense the brotherhood of beards and nod as they pass.
by Bearded Rhino April 17, 2015
by Thehomoloco February 24, 2015
The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair. Knee-beards do not extend into the shin or move up from the top of the knee.
by hoboace February 16, 2008
The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.
"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"
"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."
"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."
"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 03, 2009
i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack
by terry the word smith September 20, 2003
A reverse beard occurs when a woman with an out of bounds muff sits on a man’s (or woman’s) face reverse cowgirl style. A person is more likely to be the victim of a reverse beard during the cold winter months, or when spontaneously hooking up with a partner who has been on a sexual sabbatical.
Yo, Stacy's bush is so grown out you could braid that shit. When we sixty-nined I had the reverse beard in full effect.
by Kenny Canstacker January 08, 2011