Vagina beach

A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.

Uniformed Shlub: DUDE! Where are you going for spring break
Me: VAGINA BEACH!
{short pause}
Shlub: Aren't we all.........

by Reesezizow July 29, 2005

Solana Beach

best place to live, great beaches, low tourist count unlike ENC or Del Mar or Carmel Valley. LOTS of drugs, both fun and dangerous. couple hot chicks, couple chillas, home to steve o and his friends known as "xyz". if ur ever in SB, take a trip to the xyz house, they'll be sure to greet u with a 40 and a tattoo.

i wouldn't want to live anywhere else besides Solana Beach, whoever disagrees smokes rocks or likes police officers, cuz theres none of them here aswell. come find me if u dont agree.

by Alex Odegard October 9, 2007

beached

1. A term used to describe someone that is naive or delusional, while outwardly arrogant and self-assured. Because of this unwarranted self-assuredness, people who are beached fail to recognize their flaws. Essentially, they will forever lie on the beach of life.

2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.

1. Speaker 1: "Does that kid realize he's going nowhere in life?"

Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."

2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"

Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."

by Michael B. Wang September 30, 2010

Beachnik

Cool turn of the Millennia culture which is a cross between beachbum and beatnik. Group of individuals who shun babylon, smoke ganga, and chill with the waves and the sand. They tend to reside in tropical areas, look upon people with "real world," jobs as insane. The group is generally educated, and cares about issues effecting this and future generations.

The beachniks chilled with there bongos, and passed the sticky sweet pakalolo blunt around a sick beach bonfire talking about a great day playing in the ocean.

by Dr Neurohacker August 15, 2012

Hove Beach

The fictional part of Liberty City you first start out at in the game Grand Theft Auto IV. Locations include: Roman's Taxi Depot, Roman's Apartment, and the only Carabet Club

Hove Beach is a haven for Eastern European immigrants

by Jack del Plaga August 8, 2008

Long beach sneak

Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!

Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!

by johnny mcnaughten November 13, 2011

PF Changs Beachwood

A joke of a restaurant ran by clowns. People who work there consider jumping off of the rooftops of buildings with every shift they work. People dining in do not realize that they are paying for overpriced heart attacks on plates - which take about 45 minutes to even reach their tables (appetizers take about 25.)

I think I lost about 50 IQ points after working at PF Changs Beachwood for 6 moths.

by slizmatic slut November 12, 2010