balzan

I last name that typically stems from SPS

(small penis syndrome) and an extreme lack of testosterone in the males with this last name

Man that guy has balzan Energy

by balzan April 15, 2022

Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU May 2, 2012

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

check your balance

Your mouth writing a check your a$$ can't cash.

Before Waka Flaka got into a fight in the club someone should've told him to "Check Your Balance"

by Truportaroc November 1, 2010

balance beam

Boys that claim they're bisexual/homosexual but seem really straight and are balancing in between homosexual and bisexual.

"Oh my gosh justin just texted me?" - gay friend

"Wait I thought he was straight" - straight friend

"Well he asked if I was a top or a bottom and keeps flirting" - gay friend

"I guess he's a balance beam" - straight friend

by Britany J-swag July 3, 2014

bazanji

Someone who has a case of severe autism, and usually defined as an incapable human being. Usually used against someone in a hurtful manner.

It can be used to tell the person to fuck off, since you do not want to interact with him or her.

"Don't be such a bazanji, you retard!"

by Johnny Sins Boi May 10, 2017