baker

if you are a baker, you LOVE to smoke weed. you are pretty much high or confused 24/7, but somehow manage to keep on living.

wow that kid is such a baker.

by junksauce February 14, 2008

baker county

a small place where everybody knows everybody. & everybody's business. they drink & ride the dirt roads late at night. & steal roads like crazy.

hey man, lets ride the irt roads tonight, get drunk & steal some baker county road signs :

by kcrews073 October 4, 2008

Bakersfield Baseball

when someone (usually a man) takes a shit standing up, another man (or lady) behind him hits the turd with a baseball bat and it splatters on a lady a few feet away

Hey, I have to take a shit, do you guys want to play some Bakersfield Baseball

by jspivs May 23, 2009

Bakersfield tuxedo

Bakersfield tuxedo, Jockstrap and a Tee shirt. In the Summer months it's over 100 degrees in Bakersfield most men stay at home and get comfortable wearing the bare minimal amount of clothing, normally a Jockstrap and a Tee shirt.

Dude what are you wear to the dance? A Bakersfield tuxedo of course.

by CHUCKUFARLEY July 27, 2011

Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.

We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.

by mctacos666 June 28, 2010

Bakers Hat

Imaginary bakers hat used to "beat cakes" (sex)

Im about to put my bakers hat on tonight bro and beat some cakes Jesse James

by Deeezy91685 May 27, 2010

Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009