GOLDEN BATON

Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.

The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton.

by creedmoor July 15, 2006

Baton rouge

A city in central Louisiana.

I live in Baton Rouge.

by Allison The White Girl February 3, 2005

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

Baboon Butt

When a man fucks a woman from behind so hard that her butt turns all red.

"Reid fucked me so hard that I had Baboon Butt for a week...it was great."

by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009

Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.

Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her

by bdemsk September 27, 2009

coon baboon fucking a balloon

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022